COMPLETE COMPILATION!

Main info about the DJDan website and DJDan:

May 16, 2006 DJDan website
www.djdan.am

His website was first discovered as a hidden link inside the source code for www.thehansofoundation.org. A podcast ARCHIVE is inside the djdan website.
Many thanks to the transcribers...there are transcripts for the podcast. Please watch for links to these as you go along.

Some things to ponder:
DJDan is involved in almost EVERY in game website. I will add a list of websites to this important clue soon. STAY TUNED.

In his bios section there has a change from of him being a Desert Storm war vet to now Gulf war vet (unsure of date that happened at the moment). It has not been discovered as to why this change occurred.

On the bios page, it lists one of his possible birthplaces as Terre Haute, Indiana. Peter Thompson, from The Hanso Foundation was born there in 1959...DJ Dan sometime in the 60's.

Thanks to Bones for pointing out:
There used to be real links on his site that have been removed. click here to see active list

CORRESPONDING VIDEOS:
**note...on the same day as the website became public someone by the name "namastepete" also uploaded a video on youtube.com spelling out the djdan website. This was never verified to be in-game but did arrive on same day as djdan. click this for video**

THE PODCAST IN THE ORDER THEY ARRIVED:

PODCAST May 16th
Here is the first podcast dated May 16th click click here to go to podcast

TRANSCRIPT: to view this one... click here

EXTRAS:
My assessments of the transcripts, just my own opinions click here to view

PODCAST May 26th
When you click on the link for this podcast, DJDan takes you to www.sublymonal.com website. Through clues Persephone gives and you have to put “108” in the text box and hit enter.
Here is copy of the podcast dated May 26th click here to listen

TRANSCRIPT: to view this one… click here to read

EXTRAS:
My assessment of the transcript….
click here to read


PODCAST video was June 1st (mp3 acutually June 6th)
You get directed to www.letyourcompassguideyou.com. From that point turn the compass by mousing over to 108 degrees which will allow you to click at that point. Once you click it takes you to a list of files. DJDan is in the owelles folder. straight link to owelles folder

Now this is where it gets good: When this first came out on June 1st, it had a video link to www.youtube.com. File name was : tel_soul.mov ( anagram for Sell out ). That video was removed on June 6th. It was replaced with an mp3 file in the same location.
Here is a link to the mp3 version that came out on June 6th click here to hear podcast

TRANSCRIPT: to view this one… click here to view transcript

Some things to ponder about the video: COMING SOON

EXTRAS:
My assessment of the transcript….click here to view

PODCAST June 8th
Clicking on the podcast link on his site takes you to http://podcast.monster.com/archives/djdan/
At the bottom of the page you will see...
Podcast: "Shutting Down the Man" Radio Announcer DJ Dan talks with listeners about genetic engineering and its impact on humanity's future. THAT IS THE PODCAST. click here to listen

TRANSCRIPT: click here to view

EXTRAS:
DJDan's website now has direct link to this podcast. After you click on the 6/08 it loads, but in the upper left hand corner its says 6/18....most likely a typo but worth pointing out.
I have not done an assessment on this one yet, please check back later.

Things to know:
This is a very important podcast! This is the one where DJDan gets threatened by unknown caller and is the podcast where Richard calls in about the shark.

PODCAST June 14th
This one took time to get. First it is suppose to come out on 6/12. On 6/13 a link is added but only takes you to retrieversoftruth.com and you need to type in porter in the "get our newsletter to see the forums. On 6/14 DSLerator gives us the link to DJDan's podcast, at the bottom. click here to hear copy of podcast

TRANSCRIPT: click here to view

Things to know:
This is first (and so far only) podcast that doesnt have/mention Tonya. Also the podcast brings up nanotechnology.

PODCAST June 16th
When you click on the 5/16 podcast on DJDan's site it takes you to sublymonal.com. Enter "hello" and submit. Then click on the far left monitor and type "BigD" and you get the podcast.
click here to hear the podcast

TRANSCRIPT: click here to view

PODCAST June 21st
You get directed to www.letyourcompassguideyou.com. From that point turn the compass by mousing over to 108 degrees which will allow you to click at that point. Once you click it gives you to a screen that you have to answer yes/no if you are a believer. Hit the "Y" key and enter. It then brings up a list of files. DJDan is in the owelles folder. click here to go there Now once again, go to the owelles folder, then you will see the file DJDAN6-21.mp3. click here to hear podcast

TRANSCRIPT: click here to view

PODCAST June 30th:

TRANSCRIPT: click here to read

Click here to hear podcast

PODCAST July 5th:

TRANSCRIPT: click here to read

click here to hear podcast




On June 16th www.broadbandstories.com has a clip on DJDan. You can see this on the bottom row, fourth from the left. click here to go to broadband stories

MORE ON THIS SOON....

***ANOTHER VIDEO: Unconfirmed how this video surfaced but is confirmed (per Speaker) that it is in play. This video was uploaded on June 19th 2006 on youtube.com by a user name "thejeepchannel" (same user as a previous jeep commercial poster). ***

click here to view video

TRANSCRIPT & VIEWS ON VIDEO: click here to read



If anyone feels something could be added here to benefit please drop me a comment!
~team lena~

DJDAN PODCAST JUNE 30th

 Announcer: Coming to you live, from the fire in your belly...
Chorus: DJ-DAAAAAN!
Announcer: You're listening to DJ Dan, shutting down the man

DJ Dan: And I'm here talking to Russ...
R: Russell!
DJD: Yeah, yeah, Russell Andrews—
R: who's—
DJD: Who, uh—
R: —Who's here to tell you—
DJD: Russell...
R: —that we are in a lot of trouble and most of us don't realize it!
DJD: Russell.
R: We have an ecosystem that—
DJD: I'm trying to be polite here, RUSSELL.
R: Huh.
DJD: Tell us, what is your job?
R: Okay, I've already explained, I'm a mathematical forcaster, and—
DJD: Now, now, hold it right there, just hold. My listeners hear "Mathematical Forcaster" and [snaps his fingers] they're disconnected. Now Russ, tell me, what does a Mathematical Forcaster do?
R: Okay, basically I use algorithms to forcast systematic—
DJD: EEEH! You use math to predict the future! But Russ, nobody can predict the future.
R: Not true.
DJD: I repeat, nobody!
R: That's not true!
DJD: I don't care who you are. What you do. Who you pray to. What kind of computer power you're packing. What kind of degrees you're holding. What kind of tarot cards and star charts and tea leaves and coffee grounds and pig's blood and moon runes you—you'd never ever predict what is coming out of my mouth right now. Gimme—give it a shot, come on, try, try, try—
R: Uh....
DJD: SIX backward church dummies, you know, Madagascar? Huh?
R: So, so, so what?
DJD: So I just proved my point.
R: Look, DJ Dan, if what I'm saying is so far off the mark, tell me, why would the UN hire Enzo Valenzetti in 1963 to apply the laws of statistical probility to predict the future... of, of mankind?
DJD: Enzo Venza.. whata whata?
R: En—Enzo Valenzetti. He was the greatest mind in mathematical history.
DJD: Then—then how come I ain't heard of him?
R: Because he died before his prime. He was piloting a plane from Naples to Paris, and it just... disappeared. He—he was killed, KILLED, DJ Dan, uh, to hide the truth.
DJD: And what truth might that be?
R: Uh, okay, after the Cuban Missle Crisis, the UN decided to apply my field, uh to the problems of humanity. They hired this present (sp?) grad student, Valenzetti, to come up with an equation, that would help look into the future—
DJD: Alright, alright, alright, alright, Rusty—
R: —of mankind. Russell.
DJD: Rusty, Rusty, Rusty, uh, what did this equation say?
R: Well, nobody knows. It was an oral presentation to the UN, and then, then the whole thing's been suppressed. And he developed it on his own in seclusion.
DJD: Then how do you know this Valenzetti Equation even exists?
R: Because a book was written about it. I've been trying to get my hands on it for years, but it's out of print, and somebody just bought the original publisher.
DJD: Yeah, sounds like a real conspiracy theory, Rusty. And who, pray tell bought the publishing company?
R: The Hanso Foundati—
DJD: SHUTDOWN!! Very clever, Russ, very clever, but I've seen enough parlor tricks in my day to know when I'm being had. Next caller!
P: Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to shut down your callers, DJ Dan.

P: Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to shut down your callers, DJ Dan.
DJD: Oooh, a fiesty one. You, uh sound way too hot to be one of my ConspiraSpies, so who'm I talking to here?
P: Here's what I know. Remember your Vik Institute show?
DJD: Mm-hm.
P: Mental hospital run by the Hanso Foundation full of number-crunching savants in the mysterious third basement?
DJD: Yeah, yeah.
P: I know for a fact it's full of mathemeticians. And those savants? They're running an equation over and over. It's just like what you said. Mittlewerk doesn't want a data trail.
DJD: So, uh, so, so what. So you think they're running this, uh... Valentiki equation?
P: Guess you aren't as smart as you look.
DJD: Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh. If I wasn't married I'd take you to the puerto rican beach where I grew up and marry you on the SPOT.
P: [sarcastically] Too bad you're married.

DJD: HERE IS WHERE THE SPANISH IS...LOOK BELOW FOR TRANSLATION

P: You want to know what I'm wearing?
DJD: Oooh.
P: Something cute. Too bad the Hanso Foundation wants me dead. You'll never get to see.
DJD: Waiiit a minute, who is this really?
Persephone: Persephone.
DJD: Wha—Persephone? Tany—Quic—Perseph—Tanya, quick! Trace the call, trace the call right now, trace it, c'mon!
Tanya: Trace it?
DJD: Go-just-get-go—
Tanya: [sarcastic] With my pencil?
DJD: Jus—aww. [sigh] DJ Dan, more in love than ever before.

Announcer: You're listening to DJ Dan, shutting down the man.



harcar2001 said...

pues, eeeh, quiza me puedes coger la corriente y.... uuuh decir me lo que estas, uuuuh lo que tienes puesto, por favor?

translation: well, eeeh, maybe you can go along with me and... uhhh tell me what you're, uuuuh what you're wearing, please?

"go along with me" isn't exactly what it would be in english but it's the best i can come up with so far.




sarashaila said...

QUOTE: pues, eeeh, quiza me puedes coger la corriente y.... uuuh decir me lo que estas, uuuuh lo que tienes puesto, por favor?

translation: well, eeeh, maybe you can go along with me and... uhhh tell me what you're, uuuuh what you're wearing, please?

"go along with me" isn't exactly what it would be in english but it's the best i can come up with so far.

Hello, I'm spanish. Go along with me means: Sigueme la corriente. It is a sentence like humour me. It looks like he is seduction sb.

DJDan podcast 7-5 transcript....

Thanks to noblelawyer for pointing out the transcript that JB did!!  THANKS JB~!

Voice over: Coming to you live from Stonehenge

Singers: DJ Dan!

Voice over: You’re listening to DJ Dan, shutting down the man

DJ Dan: Yep, we’re coming to you live. I’m shutting down the man, that’s the plan so you don’t know the what hit the fan. So much for my hip hop career.

Tanya: Come on, Dan, you’re old school.

DJ Dan: Yep, hang a grandfather clock around my neck that’s how old school I am. Speaking of, I call myself a DJ but how often do you ever hear me play music? Yeah, jump on that, Conspiraspies. *laughs* We’re having a good time today ladies and GMOs (?) we’re in our blue track suits. We have our name brand white sneakers. That’s right we’re celebrating the anniversary of Heaven’s Gate!

Cheering in the background

DJ Dan: Cults, people, we’re talking about cults. Tanya, you got a favorite?

Tanya: Uh, what about those guys with the red scarves you know, who just said they cloned their leader?

DJ Dan: Good one, but you know, you know I mean I have a soft spot for the Heaven’s Gaters, you know the sheer ambition just gets me, okay. They killed themselves to hitch a ride on a comet. It’s kind of poetic. So my sweet conspiraspies, are you in a cult? Were you in a cult? Are you about to drink the Kool-Aid? Are you making the Kool-Aid? Call us first, tell us all about it. Let’s take Mike from Texas. Suwee! Mike! Got a shotgun under the seat?

Mike: You betcha, DJ Dan.

DJ Dan: Don’t mess with Mikey. Mikey, what is your cult connection?

Mike: Well I’m listening to the Cult.

DJ Dan: That’s a band you dink. People, do I have to explain? No self-respecting cult calls itself a cult! The Cult itself is not a cult and even if it spawned a cult it certainly would not be a cult. SHUTDOWN! Bo (?) from Minnesota. Hear you spotted a cult in your home town.

Bo: Yes, sir. My nephew joined these bald chanting guys, you know dancing, handing out flowers in the street.

DJ Dan: Chanting guys! Chanting guys! They’re not a cult! Everybody knows they’re a front for extra terrestrials! SHUTDOWN! Come on people, give me something real. Anthony from Petosky (?), Michigan. That in the thumb, Anthony?

Anthony: Um, more in the pinky finger? Anyways, DJ Dan, I think my grandma was in a cult.

DJ Dan: Grandma’s don’t join cults. SHUTDOWN! Just kidding. Continue, I’m captivated.

Anthony: Um, well she was getting her doctorate in, I think, Psych at the University of Michigan in the 60’s. And she joined this group, I guess, called the Karma Imperative or something.

DJ Dan: The Karma Imperative? Okay, now that sounds like a cult.

Anthony: Yeah! And um well, she told my mom about how she was going with uh the Karma Imperative to some place in the South Pacific.

DJ Dan: Uh, island, continent, cruise ship? What are we talking about here? Come on give me something.

Anthony: Um, she just said it was, I think, the Flame or the Fire?

DJ Dan: Moving on, moving on

Anthony: Well, they never heard from her after that! It was like, early 70s when she went. Nobody at the University heard about the Karma Imperative. And well, they had like a funeral for her and everything!

DJ Dan: Well, that is a tragedy. A human, real life tragedy. It makes me sick, Anthony. Sick! These repugnant, selfish, clannish, crony-ish, mystical, brain washing pieces of dung that take away our loved ones. Conspiraspies, you heard it. Anthony from Petosky has lost his grandmother to the Karma Imperative. You know what to do. You know who you are. I need some dirt on Karma so we can find Anthony’s granny and SHUTDOWN the man! Back after these messages.

Voice over: You’re listening to DJ Dan, shutting down the man.